fuckpatrickstump:

His eyes go from puppy eyes to bed room eyes in 0 seconds flat

fuckpatrickstump:

His eyes go from puppy eyes to bed room eyes in 0 seconds flat

nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

go—to—hell:

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

but only with consent

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

frageile:

reasons why you should date me

  • i’ll make you a sandwich

  • i have amazing taste in music

  • i’m too ugly to cheat

  • i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you

  • i have netflix

  • Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
  • spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

    spacecadet:

    Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

    i-am-momo-senpai:

    twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

    enchantedsnail:

    punksexandshit:

    ceaseless-reverie:

    50shadesofgaylinson:

    What do strippers do when they’re on their period

    What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

    what do homeless women do when they get their period

    what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

    what do fictional characters do when they get their period

    We never even solved the first one

    allyourfavesareasexual:

twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is

    allyourfavesareasexual:

    twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is