qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

dingdongyouarewrong:

kim-kanye-baby:

What men think feminists look like

what are you talking about this is exactly what we look like

dingdongyouarewrong:

kim-kanye-baby:

What men think feminists look like

what are you talking about this is exactly what we look like

twinks2014:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg

THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH

i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish

tastefullyoffensive:

[frozenspark]

supnikita:

my heart says no and luckily so does my mum

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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thebootydiaries:

when boys have bleu eyes <3

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vanillish:

other people during winter:

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me:

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