ma’m you cant get married to an album… oh wait… is that folie a deux?? by all means go ahead i wish you two the best you are a lucky woman
reason s to date me
- i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget
- i am very popular in nintendogs
- i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
- macaroni and cheese
Sees Porn: no reaction
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.
we’d arrange sacrifices of humans
starting with you
if you’re gonna complain about immigrants, stop eating curry, don’t get a Chinese every Friday, go and burn the Persian carpet lying on your feet, don’t drink fucking Ceylon tea THEN start complaining